he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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