Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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