If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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