You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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