Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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