My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
God, I missed his penis.
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