I wanna passion pit in your ass
the condom got lost in my hair
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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