found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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