I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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