This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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