If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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