What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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