I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
