goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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