if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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