If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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