chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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