I wannas sexs uuuuu
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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