She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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