Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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