"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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