just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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