I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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