yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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