Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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