What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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