Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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