The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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