Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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