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Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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