Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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