normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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