this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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