doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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