She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
