its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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