i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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