it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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