Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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