You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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