Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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