I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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