yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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