it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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