Grow some girl-balls and come out already
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
