you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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