I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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