All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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