Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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