Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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