The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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