At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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