So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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