this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's never too late to be topless.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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