WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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